var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-31029353-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();#WHENINDCTumblr (3.0; @whenindc)http://whenindc.tumblr.com/WHEN I MISS A STEP ON THE METRO ESCALATOR<p>And I try to play it off like&#8230;</p> <p><img height="263" src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/4/30/17/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7524-1335822179-11.gif" width="342"/></p> <p>But I know everyone behind me is trying not to&#8230;</p> <p><img height="197" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0an16SKnB1rqfhi2o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22220402917http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22220402917Tue, 01 May 2012 18:45:08 -0400WHEN I SEE A SEGWAY TOUR<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/UB1eV.gif"/></p> <p>but when I see a Segway cop</p> <p><img src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/a-happy-Lucille-Bluth-shaking-her-h.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22216485291http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22216485291Tue, 01 May 2012 17:50:29 -0400WHEN CAPITAL BIKESHARE ASKS ME FOR A $100 SECURITY DEPOSIT<p><a href="http://s1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/?action=view&amp;current=kcPpd.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/kcPpd.gif"/></a></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22215584632http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22215584632Tue, 01 May 2012 17:37:49 -0400WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A SHAKE SHACK INSIDE NATIONALS PARK<p><img height="138" src="http://www.iywib.com/funny_animated_gif_99995.gif" width="250"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22144501642http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22144501642Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:27:00 -0400WHEN I BOUGHT TICKETS TO SWEETLIFE FESTIVAL<p>What I expected&#8230;</p> <p><img height="273" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m34om6AfAp1r74e8no1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>But when it turned out to be 95% high-school kids&#8230;</p> <p><img height="255" src="http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dancing-in-bathroom-falls-over-gif.gif" width="400"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22142520951http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22142520951Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:59:00 -0400WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE A GOV'T CONTRACTOR<p><img height="223" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nxesyV251qi6d7ao1_r1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22141705281http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22141705281Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:47:00 -0400WHEN SOMEONE COMPLAINS THAT THERE'S NO METRO IN GEORGETOWN<p><img height="225" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mw7fkVpT1ql5yr7o1_400.gif" width="400"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22139386961http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22139386961Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:14:29 -0400WHEN EVERYTHING STOPS FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL MOTORCADE<p>When I&#8217;m on foot&#8230;</p> <p><img height="160" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4kdzPvlz1r22xhd.gif" width="160"/></p> <p>But if I&#8217;m in the car&#8230;</p> <p><a href="http://s1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/?action=view&amp;current=samir-office-space-o.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" border="0" src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/samir-office-space-o.gif"/></a></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22131779381http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/22131779381Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:58:00 -0400WHEN TRADER JOE'S OPENED IN FOGGY BOTTOM<p><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljs1qzSLLw1qixleeo1_500.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21938431350http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21938431350Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:00:49 -0400WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY’VE BEEN ON THE LIST AT SMITH POINT FOR FIVE YEARS<p><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7p45BAED1qixleeo1_500.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934319442http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934319442Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:58:17 -0400WHEN I REALIZED GOOD GUYS WAS A STRIP CLUB<p><img src="http://laurenoutloud.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1233445870_ae19b02.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934292858http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934292858Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:57:53 -0400WHEN I GRAB JJ'S CHEESESTEAKS AT 3AM<p><img src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/charlie-eats-o.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934274915http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21934274915Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:57:36 -0400WHEN SOMEONE NAMEDROPS WHO THEY WORK FOR ON THE HILL<p><img src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/bridesmaidsyoudo.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858786239http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858786239Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:43:38 -0400WHEN I HOP ON A BUS AND MY SMARTRIP IS NEGATIVE <p><img height="379" src="http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/get%20out/grand/get-out-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-192.gif" width="474"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858701204http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858701204Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:41:51 -0400WHEN I WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE PAST 10PM <p><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxb7yV4CK1r76lino1_500.gif"/></p> <p class="MsoNormal">…but when I remember the mini-mart down the street has more “flexible” hours</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h435/WemmaForever/tinafeydancing.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858561955http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858561955Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:38:51 -0400WHEN BRADEN HOLTBY STARES DOWN RICH PEVERLEY LIKE A BOSS<p><img src="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1083495/pev.gif"/></p> <p>#sbnation</p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858417171http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21858417171Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:35:00 -0400WHEN THE METRO GIVES ME A SACAGAWEA DOLLAR AS CHANGE <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqo7ajom9z1qblprr.gif"/></p> <p>but then I&#8217;m like&#8230;</p> <p><img src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/myprecious.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795389889http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795389889Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:25:16 -0400WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF THERE ARE ANY GOOD BURGER PLACES AROUND<p><img src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/bert20stare.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795135171http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795135171Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:20:00 -0400WHEN I FIRST SAW THE LION CUBS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO<p><img height="240" src="http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o621/whenindc/CircleofLife.gif" width="320"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795015807http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21795015807Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:18:11 -0400WHEN A VISITING FRIEND WANTS TO WALK AROUND THE NATIONAL MALL<p><img src="http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-wire-hands-up.gif"/></p>http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21722916771http://whenindc.tumblr.com/post/21722916771Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:47:02 -0400