#WHENINDC

WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR OF ANY DC DMV

WHEN I PASS THE OBSCENE LINE AT GEORGETOWN CUPCAKE

but when I actually have one…

WHEN MY ROOMMATE TRIES TO STEAL A BITE OF MY RAYS THE STEAKS LEFTOVERS

WHEN SIGN OF THE WHALE ASKS FOR A $5 COVER

WHEN I’M LOOKING FOR A NEW APARTMENT IN DC

And I start looking at the rent prices…

WHEN WE GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO STOP AT THE COOK-OUT IN RICHMOND

WHEN I FORGET TO BRING MY MUG TO WHITLOWS ON THURSDAY

WHEN I LEAVE 20 MINS EARLY TO AVOID RUSH HOUR ON THE BELTWAY

Yet there’s still endless gridlock…

WHEN MY TEAM LOSES AT TRIVIA NIGHT

But if we win…

WHEN I (APPARENTLY) HAD A FEW TOO MANY THE NIGHT BEFORE AT BLACKFINN