#WHENINDC

WHEN I REALIZED GOOD GUYS WAS A STRIP CLUB

WHEN I GRAB JJ’S CHEESESTEAKS AT 3AM

WHEN SOMEONE NAMEDROPS WHO THEY WORK FOR ON THE HILL

WHEN I HOP ON A BUS AND MY SMARTRIP IS NEGATIVE

WHEN I WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE PAST 10PM

…but when I remember the mini-mart down the street has more “flexible” hours

WHEN BRADEN HOLTBY STARES DOWN RICH PEVERLEY LIKE A BOSS

#sbnation

WHEN THE METRO GIVES ME A SACAGAWEA DOLLAR AS CHANGE

but then I’m like…

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF THERE ARE ANY GOOD BURGER PLACES AROUND

WHEN I FIRST SAW THE LION CUBS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO

WHEN A VISITING FRIEND WANTS TO WALK AROUND THE NATIONAL MALL