May 2012
3 posts
WHEN I MISS A STEP ON THE METRO ESCALATOR
And I try to play it off like…
But I know everyone behind me is trying not to…
WHEN I SEE A SEGWAY TOUR
but when I see a Segway cop
WHEN CAPITAL BIKESHARE ASKS ME FOR A $100 SECURITY...
April 2012
125 posts
WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A SHAKE SHACK INSIDE...
WHEN I BOUGHT TICKETS TO SWEETLIFE FESTIVAL
What I expected…
But when it turned out to be 95% high-school kids…
WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE A...
WHEN SOMEONE COMPLAINS THAT THERE'S NO METRO IN...
WHEN EVERYTHING STOPS FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL...
When I’m on foot…
But if I’m in the car…
WHEN TRADER JOE'S OPENED IN FOGGY BOTTOM
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY’VE BEEN ON THE LIST AT...
WHEN I REALIZED GOOD GUYS WAS A STRIP CLUB
WHEN I GRAB JJ'S CHEESESTEAKS AT 3AM
WHEN SOMEONE NAMEDROPS WHO THEY WORK FOR ON THE...
WHEN I HOP ON A BUS AND MY SMARTRIP IS NEGATIVE
WHEN I WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE PAST 10PM
…but when I remember the mini-mart down the street has more “flexible” hours
WHEN BRADEN HOLTBY STARES DOWN RICH PEVERLEY LIKE...
#sbnation
WHEN THE METRO GIVES ME A SACAGAWEA DOLLAR AS...
but then I’m like…
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF THERE ARE ANY GOOD BURGER...
WHEN I FIRST SAW THE LION CUBS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO
WHEN A VISITING FRIEND WANTS TO WALK AROUND THE...
WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR OF ANY DC DMV
WHEN I PASS THE OBSCENE LINE AT GEORGETOWN CUPCAKE
but when I actually have one…
WHEN MY ROOMMATE TRIES TO STEAL A BITE OF MY RAYS...
WHEN SIGN OF THE WHALE ASKS FOR A $5 COVER
WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW APARTMENT IN DC
And I start looking at the rent prices…
WHEN WE GO OUT OF OUR WAY TO STOP AT THE COOK-OUT...
WHEN I FORGET TO BRING MY MUG TO WHITLOWS ON...
WHEN I LEAVE 20 MINS EARLY TO AVOID RUSH HOUR ON...
Yet there’s still endless gridlock…
WHEN MY TEAM LOSES AT TRIVIA NIGHT
But if we win…
WHEN I (APPARENTLY) HAD A FEW TOO MANY THE NIGHT...
WHEN I DECIDE TO CLASS IT UP AT 18TH STREET LOUNGE
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WHEN THE METRO WAIT TIME ON THE WEEKEND IS IN...
Less than 3 minutes…
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WHEN I FOUND OUT DC RANKS NO. 1 IN PER CAPITA WINE...
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WHEN A CAB REFUSES TO TAKE ME TO ARLINGTON FROM...
After the first rejection, I’m just like…
But after the second says no…
And the third…
Eventually…
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WHEN I CAN SEE MY BUS PULLING UP
But I’m still a half block away from the stop…
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WHEN MY FRIEND SUGGESTS WE GET OUT OF DC THIS...
And I’m thinking they mean Dewey Beach or the mountains…
But they meant Baltimore…
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WHEN I GET TO THE ROOFTOP AT LOCAL 16
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WHEN IM MAKING MY WAY THROUGH MAD HATTERS ON A...
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WHEN I SEE A SECRET SERVICE AGENT
Before the prostitution scandal…
Now…
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WHEN I FOUND OUT THE BEN & JERRY'S TRUCK WAS IN DC...
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WHEN THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY FLEW OVER DC
Everyone…
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WHEN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF US AT BEN'S CHILI BOWL...
And I looked at my friend like…
And he responded…
But secretly, we were both like…
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WHEN I FOUND OUT I HAD TO GO TO CVS TO BUY A...
Instead of, oh I don’t know, in one of the Metro stations…
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WHEN MY FRIEND AND I TURN OUR BACKS FOR ALL OF TWO...
And return to find my windshield covered in parking tickets…
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WHEN I'M ON MY FOURTH EMPANADA AT JULIA'S
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WHEN I FORGET TO ASK FOR A BAG
And the cashier actually refuses to give me one until I dig around for a nickel…
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WHEN BACKSTROM SENDS A WRISTER PAST THOMAS IN 2OT
And later, when I think about those poor Boston fans heading home disappointed…
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WHEN SOMEONE REFERENCES SOME OBSCURE 6-LETTER...
And I pretend to know what they are talking about…
But if they read through me and spell it out, I’m just like…
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WHEN I SEE A GTOWN STUDENT LOADING UP ON WAY TOO...
On the outside…
But then nostalgia sets in, and on in the inside…
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WHEN I GET IN THE CAB AND 99.5 IS ALREADY BLASTING
